So, anyone have an explanation for what's up with these statues? They're attractive and all, but the fact that they just appeared overnight seems a bit suspicious to me.

[What with all the children decorating them, it probably isn't anything she'll need to worry about, but eh. Those mice and rabbits didn't seem threatening, either, and then a ( Read more... )

Somebody please tell me that these communicators aren't the most advanced forms of technology in this place. I'd even settle for a computer from ten years ago.

[There's a frustrated sigh. Somebody is very unhappy with the lack of modern technology.]

This is so not schway.